New H$U$ Award Winning BURGER KING Menu Revealed

By Bob Linden on May 7, 2013

New H$U$ Award Winning BURGER KING Menu Revealed…like the old delicatessens did…name a sandwich after a celeb…Try the new “Burger King Cheesy Pacelle Patty” – “humanely” skinned-dismembered-and-beheaded grass-fed gluten-free ground cow corpse with Joe Maxwell’s “humanely” – stabbed pig-flesh “bacon” smothered in EColi-flavored bullshit gravy with melted bovine-mammary pus cheese …Also new on the Burger King Breakfast Menu… the “Paul Shapiro H$U$ BS” (Breakfast Sandwich) – Joe Maxwell’s murdered-your-way pig-cadaver sausage, cheerfully electro-shocked to perfection, with scrambled cage-free rotten eggs and locally-harvested seared beak-trimmings dripping in a special “crate-free veal” honey-hormone blood sauce with chopped day-old male chick feather garnish… Enjoy…This is how a humane society eats – special discounts for H$U$ members – now – at BURGER KING

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